Wiccan
big fan of xena
download book of magick spells
nice to be trendy
Womyn
hi there you sweet thang
me hungry, bitch fix sandwich
fetch beer from fridge now
Dog
pant pant pant pant pant
lick your balls, drool bark and shit
stupid fucking mutt
Parakeet
chirp goes the birdy
fuzzy brainless mass was once
velociraptor
School Shooting
don't make fun of me
you laugh now you bullies but
will you make the news?
Powergamer
see how big i am
ignore man behind curtain
clatter go the dice
Nec-Romancer
i hate the chaffing
so i'll try KY on your
dry and cold starfish
Darwin
and on the eighth day
God wakes with a hangover
sends in cleaning crew
Leroy's Luvin
i'm innocent, man
she said 18, swear to God
guard! no not you too...
Masquerade
wear black clothes and fangs
smoke cloves and wax poetic
pull fire alarm! wee!
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Impotence
hey i'm just nervous
my hour isn't up yet
whatchu laughing at?!
Jerry Springer Guest
scum of the gene pool
a trailer park resident
no shirt on TV
Drunken Wife-Beater on COPS
scum of the gene pool
a trailer park resident
no shirt on TV
Pokemon
i need my fix mom!
give money or i'll cut you
must get jigglypuff
New Pants
i got new pants on!
hand-me-downs with four pockets
cool during nixon
Tweak
on the sauce again
my thirty-fourth hour awake
sony playstation
Individual
piercings and tattoos
pagan wearing a hemp shirt
a creature unique
Southern Pride 101
big green SUV
calvin pissing on ford cling
rebel flag on back
Southern Pride 201
redneck ape, mind is
still in nineteenth century
deal, man: the south lost
Ode to Lab Monitor
i did not print out
all those naked cheerleaders
give back computer!
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1st Ed AD&D
the first rpg
but gygax dropped the ball with
unearthed arcana
2nd Ed D&D
no half-orc or monk
tons of books, rules contradict
which ones to use?
3rd Ed D&D
now gone are hobbits
thac0 and infravision
what the heck's all this?
Rifts
rahumen vampires!
alien ley-line walkers!
juicer psi-dragons!
cyborg dinosaurs!
boom-gun-happy glitter dogs!
minotar mutants!
cosmo-psi-stalkers!
werewhales with tattoo magic!
demigod ninjas!
game balance nightmare
escalating power trip
broken game system
Addiction
i drink way too much
up to eight cans every day
i love pepsi one!
Hope in Vermont
fundie law struck down
marriage in law and in heart
screw the homophobes
The Devil's Plea
please put me to rest
take responsibility
so i need not be
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Werewolf: the Irony
mother gaia dies
garou must help save forest
buy heap werewolf books
Asthma
constant death rattle
felleting my inhaler
allergic to all
Octopus
as smart as a dog
and with twice as many legs
what a cool critter
Rash Lad
discharge, burning piss
shots and antibiotics
yo, but i tagged that!
Annoyed Doctor
please doctor johnson
check for hernia again
whoo! love them cold hands
Yin and Yang
our hands together
look like that taoist symbol
complimentary
Cyber-Bangkok
streaming video
tattooed pre-adolescents
shiny chrome piercings
bondage, s&m
membership through mastercard
visa or check
anything's okay
cultivate any fetish
fresh flesh for download
infinite victims
they're not white americans
so it's not a sin
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